How to use sand to freak people out
Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.
my favorite tyler joseph tweets ooo
do i have to listen to maroon 1 2 3 and 4 before listening to maroon 5?
i skipped straight to maroon 5 so i could get to the trolls
HOW DARE YOU SKIP THE INTERMAROON
how to tell whether something is a vegetable or a fruit
does it taste bad? it is a vegetable then
What about lemons?
lemons are a vegetable lemonade is a fruit
look… look with your special eyes…
(if this has already been done, im sorry that i am stupid)
Sing out loud! “This ain’t a scene, it’s a goddamned arms race” Oh! Oh!
the thrilling saga
im just trying to fit in…
it’s okay Adam you’re just trying to do your best
IT HAS BEGUN
THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN
THIS LEVEL OF SPOOKY IS TOO INTENSE
HALLOWEEN HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN
ITS NOT EVEN AUGUST