i survived a tuesday, and for what? wednesday? disgusting.
Hi my name's Tatty and I make poor life choices but great grilled cheese. 21
hate going into a store wearing clothes i got from there, like i’m their little bitch or something
i think absolutely the funniest thing about like, the adfree tumblr subscription coming with the option to turn ads back on anyway so you can see the weird ad everyone is talking about, or the new promoted post feature and everyone immediately thinking about what kind of stupid shit to put on other people’s dashboards. is that for years execs have been struggling for a way to make tumblr profitable when its userbase is so actively hostile to being advertised to and thus extremely unattractive to the big advertisers that keep the majority of other sites afloat, and have been passing tumblr around from company to company like a hot potato as a result. and now the solution is to like. only allow the stupidest most insane ineffective advertisements and then give users the tools to make even more insane and ineffective advertisements. i just really like that this site is so impossible to advertise to that they just kinda gave up on doing it the conventional way and are now letting us prop up the empty defaced husk of advertisement and parade it around for our amusement. i also really like that this is a perfectly double edged sword because the more people see your post the more attention you get and everyone knows attention is a punishment on tumblr dot com. i love it here i’m never gonna leave
ALL RESPECT to the person who used Tumblr Blaze to promote a post of the entire script of Bee Movie, this is exactly the kind of batshit chaos I was hoping Blaze would create, BUT I have gotten it twice now and it makes my feed basically unusable so I have blocked it.
honestly how much of a change on our timeline would there be if they just let that gorilla in the cincinatti zoo pull that kid apart like fresh bread
working a non food service job for the first time in over two years and now i Make Appointments. and the fun thing about Make Appointments jobs is if you dont like someones vibes you can say there are no more Appointments
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dads are so right about falling asleep on the couch with your arms crossed
You go into a creepy mansion and there’s a cloaked figure learning how to play the organ from a YouTube tutorial on their phone. You leave them to it.
god complex this, victim complex that… I have an underground complex, it’s where I perform my evil and fucked up experiments
